{"product_id":"crab-grab-board-poop","title":"CRAB GRAB BOARD POOP","description":"\u003ch3\u003ePIECE OF CRAP.\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003e1 per pack\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003e\u003cem\u003eSize: Average Regular Human \u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003cp\u003eThis thing might be a piece of crap, but it works great. Plus it doubles as an anti-theft device, because why would someone want to steal a board with shit on it?\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003cp\u003e\u003cem\u003eNow available in anatomically correct, gender specific colors: Men's Brown, Women's Pink\u003c\/em\u003e\u003c\/p\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eTECHNOLOGIES:\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eWipe Proof - Wipe out hard, this pad stays put.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFloater - The foam fibers help them float in powder.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eStrapless - Loosely based on step-in binding technology.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003ePOS Design - One Piece construction.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eC-Foam - Our specifically formulated rubbery foam blend that's lightweight, heavy duty, and grabs like a crab.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eGripples - Our signature texture: tiny little gripping nipples for maximum grippy-ness.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e\n\u003ch3\u003eWHY FOAM?\u003c\/h3\u003e\n\u003cul\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFoam squishes into your gloves or the tread on your boots creating a solid bond.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFoam is lightweight and feels nice. \u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003cli\u003eFoam doesn't look like some heinous chunk of plastic stomp pad you'd find on a rental board.\u003c\/li\u003e\n\u003c\/ul\u003e","brand":"Crab Grab","offers":[{"title":"PINK","offer_id":50600238645471,"sku":"210000002879","price":15.99,"currency_code":"CAD","in_stock":true}],"thumbnail_url":"\/\/cdn.shopify.com\/s\/files\/1\/0802\/9765\/6543\/files\/board-poop-brown-frnt-800x.jpg?v=1784904191","url":"https:\/\/www.shopthedrop.ca\/products\/crab-grab-board-poop","provider":"The Drop","version":"1.0","type":"link"}